Jul 5, 2009 0
Jul 5, 2009 0
The recent discontinutation of polaroid films had emo scene girls in a serious panic. Thankfully iphone has several polaroid style effects for the digital camera that mimick the classic high art slut look. Now once again anyone can pretend to be a photographer and trick girls into posing topless. Cheers!
Jul 2, 2009 0
Jun 30, 2009 0
Jon and Kate, what is ed of the hit tv show Jon and Kate plus 8, prescription worry that some of their kids are mimicking their whoring ways. John says, “I began to worry when I saw Aden coming home during nap time with a couple of fatties from the playground.” Kate, “The girls are already taking pretend self shots on their toy phones”. Jon, “oh well, they learn from the best.”
Jun 29, 2009 0
Jun 28, 2009 0
Billy Mays, salve untimely death at age 50, pharmacy comes at an untimely time. He was in production to launch a new product that was able to retrieve nude photos off ex girlfriends camera phones with the greatest of ease. “Tired of having to hack into babes phones to retrieve noodz !?’ screamed Billy Mays, on set of his now cancelled show Pitchmen. He will be missed.
Jun 25, 2009 0
Jun 24, 2009 0
Jenny Sanford, viagra 100mg wife of South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, said in passing, she wouldn’t mind posing nude with an Argentine man. Next door neighbors have been waiting for years to get a glimpse of some naked governess action.
Jun 24, 2009 1
Megan Fox, visit web star of the upcoming Transformer 2 movie, site has confused many toe fetish lovers. “I want to see a topless naked Megan Fox, and but at the same time what the deal with that thumb?” asks 15 year old aspiring toe fetish perv.
NEWS UPDATE: Megan Fox will be topless in the upcoming Thumb Wars episode 4 dvd.
Jun 23, 2009 0
The trailer excited gothic babes around the world. Throwing away all their Nightmare Before Christmas striped clothing/accessories, more about anticipating new Alice In Wonderland striped accessories to replace the old. Gothic experts believe there will be a spike in topless goths in the coming months.
Jun 22, 2009 0
Jun 19, 2009 0
The FDA does not trust that consumers can resisit the temptations of of eating the contaminanted raw cookie dough, physician as a result the FDA has recalled nestles cookie dough until further notice. A protest rally has begun in front of the FDA building, consiting of mostly aunts and cat owners.
Jun 18, 2009 0
ahmadinejad’s recent twitter post, pharmacy asks twitter users to please not change their avatars to green.
NEWS UPDATE: according to ahmadinejad’s twitter, “he is totally going to mahmood’s rager tonight. SEE YAZ THERE!!! lol”
Jun 17, 2009 0